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This is for all those out there who grew up in (or are growing up in!) a big family.

• A family trip to the store leaves a trail of people behind you counting the number of kids on their fingers.
• Mom gets asked any of the following questions by complete strangers:
  • "Y'know what causes that, right?" (Usually accompanied by a leer.  The correct answer, of course, is "Hey, everyone's gotta have a hobby."
  • "Are you trying for a girl/boy?"
  • "Are you done yet?"
  • "You're Catholic, aren't you?"
  • "Hey, that's almost a baseball/soccer/marching band! Is that what you're going for?"
  • (Why mom? Because strangers seem to be marginally less rude to Dad.)
• Your family vehicle seats at least 12. Consistently.
• You qualify for group discounts at most amusement parks and entertainment venues.
• It would be cheaper to charter a flight than buy commercial airline tickets for everyone.